"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.""Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.""The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way.""I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me; I've become a real scumbag.""This is fargin war!"